World of Warcraft: Forever has a new two-name system, given it’ll be taking place on one big megaserver—which has a few advantages, like making sure you can typically get your chosen first name without the sheer volume of players snapping it out from under you.
Naturally, being a bunch of silly geezers, WoW players have been using it to mercilessly run bits. Here’s a quick list of some of my favourites that myself and my colleagues have seen, plus a gallery of images to reassure you that they are, in fact, real:
Rotten Nutz
Skonch Prime
Minion Cuck
Lancedalot Nowimdead (notably, an undead paladin).
Huge Bulge
Take Meds
Zugzug Workwork
Gotta Poo
Girlwho Suggestsyaoi
Ballbag Billy
Po Tayto
Supplement Bottle
Looks Maxxer
Floorpov Povfloor
John Warcrimes
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But beware: If you wish to join the ranks of these absurdly-named heroes, Blizzard has confirmed it’ll be removing beta access from people who name themselves something terribly rude: “Character names must adhere to our naming policies, including in Beta. If you violate those policies that may result in the removal of beta access.”
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